And Alfredo ...with a firm woman always having her husband act as a spokesperson.
Sorry to interrupt this family scene, but it's getting late.
Roberto, completely in higher atmospheres?
We have been here for three hours!
Stay for dinner! -No, we have to get going.
Goodbye.
Hey, not in a crossed way, cousin!
I will accompany you. -There's really no need to.
You see, the steward also takes the trouble.
You from Rome must surely know how Sophia Loren is doing.
The Loren? As far as I am concerned...
...she is positioned between the Etruskian grave mounds and the Monte Fumaiolo.
I'll explain that some time.
I'll send somebody for that clock.
Huggs! Alfredo, watch out for the farmers, èy?
Roberto, aren't you saying goodbye to your aunt? -Goodbye aunt Enrica!
Watch the bonnet. Another minute in that morgue and I would have exploded.
The countryside? You're mad!
Don't you think I had better not joined you on your family visit?
No, why?
it's just that everybody has a wrong memory of his youth.
Do you know why we say it was such a beautiful time?
We don't remember a single thing about it!
What is that? Let's have a look for a moment?
A rural party! Farmers dancing the twist!
Look at that one with the glasses!
And the guy with that hat! He's had eight hours of ploughing.
That's how I like you! When you laugh you're much nicer. Dispose of those sad things.
Do you know what is the most beautiful age?
The age you have now, day after day! Until you die of course.
I have quite some comrades and acquintances in Rieti and also in Rome,
but I am starting to find out that it's easier to become a friend of a complete stranger.
Then listen to this complete stranger: what is the name of that girl again?
Valeria.
After she returns from vacation, you will accost her and have a conversation with her!
Don't act so stupid, you'll end up being a lone wolf in ten years.
Just a sec.
I have to take a leak.
Still I never had a real friend either.
What are you doing here?
Did I give you a fright?
I'll say nothing: you decide: Rome or Castiglioncello?
I would say Rome. -But we'll arrive there at night.
I have friends in Castiglioncello and it's just around the corner. We'll eat something and drive off.
We'll arrive fit and well in Rome tomorrow morning.
Now who was to decide? -Yes, but in a reasonable way!
And what would be this way? -My way.
Well, you decide then. -Great, I already decided.
Last year I came across a lady from Turin here, who's radiator had boiled dry.
I offered her a ride to get water.
She gets in, we talk a bit and arrive at a motel.
In short: instead of asking for water we were asking for a room!
Why don't those nutcases go out of the way!
Where do you want to go with that little Fiat?
Is he drunk?
A danger on the road!
Should we smash your face? -You bunch of Road hogs!
Did you see how they cut you in? -Watch out, dad, it's them again!
Out of the way when Bruno comes by!
When I catch those two...!
Nice spot, ey? The sea air, the pine trees...
I would like to live here. That is, for a few hours.
Do you pull a fast one on me now, little lawyer? It clicks between us, doesn't it?
In Rome I'll introduce you to my mother and we'll see each other every night.
"Il Cormorano", now what would that be?
A bird. He dives into the water and catches fish with his pecker.
It means they have fresh fish here.
Let's have some more fish soup.
Hey, Cortona, what are you doing here?
Good evening Commendatore, how are you?
Weren't you supposed to be in Calabria? -Something intervened.
It's never possible to make any appointment with you Romans!
Let's have something to eat here. I'll explain to you.
Just a moment, I'll be right back.
Sorry Roberto, I'm in a mess. I still owe this guy a service.
I'll get rid of him within five minutes. Will you wait here, or join us with dinner?
Bruno, I am going back to Rome. -How?
There will probably be a train that goes. -Even so late?
Whatever you like, but if you don't go join us with dinner.
Otherwise I'll call you in Rome. Sorry, and thank you for your company!
First takes me to the end of the world, and then leaves me in the lurch!
"Join us with dinner." Well thanks! And still saying it clicks between us!
Can you tell me where the station is?
Straight ahead, behind that big road. At least, yesterday it was.
I beg you pardon...
Where is this train heading for? -It's the slow train to Pisa.
Will there be one that goes to Rome? -Tomorrow morning, at 5.07 hour.
That is Valeria! How is that possible? I thought she was in Viareggio!?
Valeria!
Great! That's a very old trick.
Sorry, it's not a trick. You look very much like a girl that I know. Really.
I bet I do!
You were also to leave? Or were you waiting for someone?
I'm waiting for my fiancé, but he didn't come.
I had to go to Rome, but there won't be any train till tomorrow morning.
It is quite coincidental that I am here.
Actually I had to study for my exam: administrative law.
In order to become just like my nephew Alfredo.
What are you thinking about? -Nothing really. What a moon!
Are you here with your family? -Yes, we come here every year.
Next year as well? -I think so.
Where are you from?
What a cross-examination. And tomorrow you'll have forgotten everything.
I'm from Turin.
You as well? -Why? Do you know a lot of girls from Turin?
No, a female friend of mine is living there. -Are you in love?
No, I met her last year, along the road.
Her radiator had boiled dry. -and you were allegedly there to help.
How is it possible: do you really all think about the same thing?
I just helped her and that was it. No "so called" help.
Should people always end up in bed according to you?
You could always eh... have a chat together, like the two of us now.
Sure! Much nicer!
Clara! -Gino!
What are you doing there! -Well I'm sorry, that's my brother.
We had something like an appointment. I forgot about that. Bye.
Bye.
Be careful a bit, will you?
Do you know that joke about two blacks in Paris?
I don't even know them.
I think I'll stay here.
Everything to your liking sir? -I am waiting for a friend.
I will sit down, thank you.
They could easily ask 20.000 lire for a mail here.
My husband is right: you can't be trusted.
Is that how he talks about me?
He was referring to business then. It keeps him awake at night.
But what were yòu referring to?
Your way of dancing. You press harder than a pair of pinchers.
Sorry, that wasn't intentional. -It wasn't a reproach.
On cash payment, is my motto. It's all about money.
I warn you: if you pinch too hard, I will get excited.
I wouldn't like your husband to get excited.
Are you worried about business too? -No, I try to pacify.
I'll see you tomorrow then.
Take it easy.
I don't throw my money into the water!
Warm here, innit?
Don't hang around my neck like that. I can't keep that up.
A natural reaction.
I have been by myself since my childhood.
Poor thing!
Nice tigerteeth! -Nobody ever told me that before.
You are a hard one, aren't you?
With those tigerteeth.
And you also have... -Bastard!
There he is!
You criminal! We found you! -Who are you? What do you want?
Are you the one of that sports car? You almost killed us!
Was there a sign saying it's forbidden to overtake?
You better thank god that you're already so old.
Look, Commendatore.
How dare you? Aiming at the liver!
You behave yourselves!
Gianna!
The check please!
Take it easy.
I am warning you. You better let go off me now.
I was supporting you!
Maybe that gravedigger thought he was The Piccoli?
I am sorry. I even didn't know those madmen. Are you leaving?
Good evening, Commendatore. Madam, all the best.
Those boors don't even salute, as if it was my fault!
What the heck. Come sit down over here.
They even took the cigarettes!
What were they eating? Crème caramel. Mamma mia, what a trash.
Thank you, Roberto. You were a real friend! -I could have stepped in earlier.
But I was afraid. -Wild animals they were!
Damn.
I was doing so well with that blonde.
The bastards! I wasn't allowed to overtake them!
As if you can compare a Fiat 600 with a Lancia Aurelia Sport!
Waiter, a bottle of whisky. How much do you have on you?
When I left home, I had 30.000 lire.
You pay then. And remind me I still owe you 5000.
No, no. -Why not?
And now we drink this!
Hygienics!
Drink!
What are you sitting there? -Come on, drink.
Do you get it: a 600 and an Aurelia!
Avoided well.
Rounded that tree well.
Slowly, a bend to the left. That tree, slowly!
Brake!
We're there. Gee, you are drunk!
C'mon, switch off that thing.
But I'm not drunk! You are!
Alright, I am. But be a good boy now right?
Nobody's home. -Yes there is.
But decent people are always asleep at this time.
What do you know about decent people? -Look, there they are already.
Be a well-mannerd boy. -Calm...
Stop laughing! I am known here. Act normal.
Walk straight!
Hi, Gianna, were you already asleep? Sorry. -Definitely!
May I introduce you to a friend? Roberto, this is my wife.
Pleased to meet you, madam.
What's there to laugh about? Put off those glasses. I don't know what's wrong with him.
It's a lawyer, a serious person. -I can see that!
We were in the neighbourhood and I said to my friend: let's...
... drop by... -I'll prepare the room.
That's not necessary, Gianna. We already booked a hotel.
C'mon, stop it.
You make me look silly. You look like a little boy.
Sorry Gianna, for all the commotion!
What do you say? Not bad, right?
You should have seen her a few years ago! -Can I scrounge a nip of your whisky?
No, you drank enough already. -No, no, I am kind of used to it.
Is this your real wife? -Sure is, don't you believe me?
Why didn't you say so earlier? -You didn't ask about it.
I was 20 at the time. We were in trouble and rushed into a marriage.
And then? Come on, mister Cortona, the truth and nothing but the truth!
And then nothing... One day she jilted me. Maybe it didn't click.
Maybe she was also jealous. Not of some woman...
... but of my Cisitalia. She said I loved my car more than I loved her.
And did you? -A bit yes.
But we stayed good friends.
You can't be thinking that I transfer 50.000 lire to her every month? Not a lire!
Right now I hadn't shown up for six years.
No, a good woman.
One day she sent me 600.000 lire to give to a gentleman,
for the separation.
But... I didn't give them.
I don't know, I didn't want a definite break of the bond.
And the 600.000?
Did you keep them? -Yes!
Good! Well done!
No, really a firm woman; she's got things fixed up.
She never needed anybody. She works at an advertising agency in Pisa.
And every summer she comes here, with the...
By the way, Gianna. Where is the small one? -She's not there.
Why not? Where is she? -Out.
Out? Are you crazy?
A child still wanders about at one o'clock at night and you don't say a thing about it?
I'll make myself very clear when she comes home! I am the father and I have the right, the duty...
May I take a bath?
Have you noticed how I look? You see me like this and you don't ask about anything.
What is so strange about it? You're progressing.
Three years ago you arrived in a ski suit with you leg in plaster.
Now he leaves us alone! What should I say?
Sit down. Do you know each other for a long time?
Nee, since this morning. -So you know him well.
The first impression that you got from him, is the right one.
When I met him in 1945, he was dressed in an officers uniform of the navy.
Bruno, an officer in the navy? -No, but he liked the uniform so much.
It is still a pitty that you and Bruno...
I will never go back to Bruno. No even dead.
I feel for him what a mother feels for a child that is a bit...
let's say: that is a bit the black sheep of the flock. -He doesn't look like a black sheep to me.
A matter of how you look upon it.
There is Lilli. Please stay seated, I'll take care of her.
I want to talk to her.
And I have a bone to pick with that boy too!
Great! But it is also that last time you drive 180km/h.
Hi Bruno, where are you coming from?
Hi mom. -Hi Lilli.
Lilli, come over here. Show yourself to me.
What have you been doing? You changed. -I have to grow, don't I!?
Good evening.
May I? I am Lilli's father.
My name is Danilo Borelli. -Pleased to meet you.
A friend of yours?
Roberto Mariani. -Mariani, no, I don't know a Mariani.
You must be from Rome?
I never like going to Rome.
It is sad and damp, and the people there don't want to work.
Sorry, that's my opinion. In every other city people stay who they are:
A Genoese stays a Genoese. A Florentine a Florentine.
But in Rome everybody becomes a Roman within three days.
So what? -What have you been doing tonight?
We made a wonderful ride:
Punta Ala, Cecina, Livorno, Viareggio, Forte dei Marmi.
Wow, all in one evening?
Yes, we wanted to go to Taormina, but it was getting late.
Typically Roman: always putting down others.
That's how you say those kind of things innit?
Don't get me wrong: we have our mistakes as well.
Like babbling in someone else's house, at two o'clock in the morning.
Madam, mister Cortona, Good evening.
Bye Lilli. -I'll show you out, Bibì.
Bibì?
Drive carefully!
And where is the grandson?
Which grandson? -Couldn't he come?
Why were you dropped by a such a grandpa?
Your friend may laugh about this kind of jokes, I don't.
If you had a bit sense of humour, you wouldn't go out with such a type.
Such a type sure's got things fixed up right for himself. He worked very hard,
built up a position and has everything in store to make a woman happy.
Apart from the fact that you are not a woman, but a girl.
Do you realize that he could have a daughter that is suitable for your father?
False hope: he is single.
I am sorry. I'll clean it up. -Just leave it.
So you want to make me believe you are in love with that wreck.
I value him very high and I prefer him above all boys of my age.
They are stupid, superficial and full of imagination. Seem to think they are superman.
The world is full of unsuccessful love-marriages. Plenty examples.
In Januari Bibì will start working in America. He'll take me along,
will enrol me for Harvard, have me follow a PR-course,
and employ me in one of his factories, as head chemical research.
Quite a programme!
So you also smoke now? And you approve of that? -Yes, why?
No, nothing, just go on like this. We'll see where it ends.
And if you want to honour us with your presence: we are getting married at Christmas.
If only he'll make it till then! He's already eighty!
That's too crazy! Even in India they wouldn't invent such a couple.
In Rome they hate working: just as if he's the only one that works!
That smart ass, what's his name? Bibì.
Did you hurt yourself? -No, it's nothing.
Bibì seems a good person to me. -Somebody who dates fifteen year old girls.
A degenerate! Not a good person! Don't you say something about it, Gianna?
It's better to marry a man of 80 than one of twenty.
I'm going to bed. Sleep well.
Bibì, is he pekinese or something?
Can I come in? -Do you need something?
No, I can't sleep. I'm worried about Lilli.
A sleepless night, once in three years, that should be supportable.
Yes, three years. But I think about the two of you very often. Honestly.
Really?
Did you tell her not to call me dad anymore?
Why would I?
She calls me Gianna as well and I see her a little bit more often.
But is she intimate with you? Does she tell you everything? Like...
being...
You know what I mean.
No, she doesn't, but I know all about her, because I care about her.
Such things always fall on the shoulders of the mother anyway.
What about you Gianna, still single? -I'm fine like this. I don't need anybody.
Well, ok, excuse me, you're still young and beautiful.
You also have the right to...
The last time must be at least fifteen years ago. Seems like yesterday to me.
Maybe it's because of your bath rope: I smell you.
Please be sweet to me, Gianna. I'm always dogged by bad luck.
What did I enter for again? Ah, eh, do you have a cigarette?
Excuse me! Sleep well.
We'll go deeper into the subject tomorrow.
Roberto.
Wake up. What's up?
Guess what. -Get up, we're leaving.
Why?
We're going to sleep some place else. The heat and the mosquito's here...
And there's another thing: you know that me and my wife life are living apart.
If they find out that we are sleeping in the same house,
it could give trouble with the divorce. Come on, walk.
What did I do wrong?
You know, if I had a brother, I would prefer to have one like you.
Tonight we would be having a fight.
Do you know that Jewish saying? My grandma always told it.
The love for a woman is fickle as the moon.
Brotherly love is firm like the stars. It's good right?
Wasn't that a killer? Put this thing up for me, will you?
Now please help me a bit, stay awake. Look, we've got everything here:
open sky, starry sky... Too bad I forgot the cigarettes.
So your grandma was Jewish?
Why? Are you a racist? -No no. Are you?
You don't know me then!
You really don't have a cigarette? Oh, I forgot, you don't smoke.
You are a funny guy: you don't smoke, you don't drink or you're drunk at one,
and you can't even drive. How do you keep it up? Do you really enjoy life?
Sometimes I feel that I am different.
But I can't do anything about it: I feel inhibited.
So you should de-inhibit! Go for it, just like me.
It is not easy. I always look first where I am going to land.
And so I don't go for it. I am a dork.
No, not a dork. You are a good guy. I'm such a silly goose.
Good, we'll talk about it tomorrow.
What's up? Do you have a cigarette?
Go away!
How many tickets? -Three.
And you? -Three.
Do you think she's beautiful?
Who?
She was just passing by, the girl with that little dog! Everybody thinks she's beautiful.
She is not the only one.
Where did you sleep? -In a ... pension.
At Assumption? You're lucky! -Yes, we were lucky.
If you're looking for your friend: he's over there, standing on his head.
The world is more beautiful like this.
Shall I do it with one hand?
Who are you?
Childsplay.
Hey Cleopatra, are you gonna take my picture?
Are you nuts? Don't you recognize me?!
Why do you put on that thing? Blond looks much better on you.
Still you're chasing brunettes. -Oh come on, I recognized you straight away!
Give that to me, I'll put you on the picture.
Look that way, don't move!
Now the other side for a moment.
Ready!
I'll send it to you. -Yes please.
Where were you hiding? -I was looking for you.
Hey, young Werther. Are you joining us on the boat?
Come on. -No, we have to leave.
Ten minutes, just a little sun. You're still so pale, you look like a corpse!
Do you need a hand, madam?
Don't waste your time, Bruno! She's still only fifteen.
Come on, stiffy! Some gymnastics!
It's gonna be 200 in the shadow!
Goodbye, lazy buggers!
Who is that handsome man? -My dad.
What's wrong with this one? No beard yet, and so shy.
I think I like him. -Yes, but he says nothing.
You don't like that?
Proposal: lasagna wit pesto in Portofino!
You want to go to Portofino now? Why not? It's just an idea.
What do you want, darling? -Nee, I can't. I want to get off.
Alessandro, set course for Portofino! I'll give you two hours.
No. -Why not?
Because!
They are in charge and you can't fire them!
The same misery as with the maids
You know, Lilli, I'm glad I have a daughter like you.
You are intelligent, determined, sure of yourself.
Me? Self-confident? Don't be mistaking!
I don't resemble you in this case. Mom says you're a born winner.
Whereas I have the feeling sometimes that I'm walking in the dar, arm in arm...
with somebody without arms... do you understand? That's why I want to live in certainty.
Only when I'm alone, you know, I think a lot about you, dad.
That will pass, you'll see. Sometimes, when I'm alone...
but then...
That Bibì may not be that exciting, but he is reliable.
Yes, don't you think? You'll see that with him...
Hey, why don't you stay a while at my place?
If you visit me in Rome, I'll make sure you'll amuse yourself.
I'll take you out dancing.
But where?
I can't be a father to you.
Somebody else could in my place talk to you, explain things to you.
You just stay the same. Please, dad.
Did I scare you? The water is so nice.
Am I disturbing? -Of course not.
Did you have something going on? Why not? -Heck I don't know.
When are we leaving? -Straight away, after swimming.
Are you never able to relax? Are you bored everywhere?
Ah, eh, you have to lend me some money for gas, all the riding has made me run out of gas completely.
Beautiful boat innit? Those northeners are rolling in money.
Do you know what Lilli told me? That sometimes she thinks about me, quite frequently even,
and that she takes me for a winner. It's not clear what I win,
but it's still nice. She even called me 'dad'. Sweet huh?
You are in a good mood today. -I was just thinking about you.
It's about the future of my daughter.
Did you already talk to Lilli's mom?
Of course, family conference all night!
I am not the type that chases girls.
I even don't have the time for it!
Of course I don't imagine myself that Lilli is in love with me.
but it's a firm girl and she'll lack nothing.
Therefore I say... -"Therefore"! It might be easy for you!
I had a difficult life. First the war, then my marriage.
The best years have been taken away from me. Only in 1956 I broke a leg.
It's not easy having to take the bus on your 36th.
An honest man shouldn't be ashamed of that.
The busses are full of honest people, but on a given time...
I honestly say: I prefer to have a beautiful boat like yours!
That's ok right? It's like I resent you your luck.
How is your cold? -Already a bit better, thank you.
Look, you say you can support my daughter,
But if I'd ask you to borrow me 50.000 lire just like this, would you do it?
Joking!
Bruno...
Yes, I get it. Let me enjoy the sea for five more minutes!
Are you new here? May I have your autograph?
I already have one of Peppino di Capri and of minister Andreotti.
Where should I put it? -Here.
Thank you!
My condolances madam, I heard...
Thank you, Vinicio. The pear-juice is for me.
The pepsi-coce for you. And the ice coffee? -For me.
Madam, you still have to pay an orange soda.
That I brought to your cabin yesterday.
There there! First he acts like I'm wearing a diamond watch
and now I must even pay for the orange soda! -There is no more religion.
Didn't you order antything? -Ice coffee, but it's alright.
Why didn't you say something about it?
If you want to swim: there's should be some swimming trunk in cubicle 15.
No, we will be leaving soon. It's already nine o'clock.
You watch has stopped. It's already past one.
Take a look at Bruno!
Come on! Bravo!
Catch me!
Bye sweety, I'll call you in rome. -Bye silly billy.
Say hello to your husband from me!
If you work in the city all year long, a bit of water-skiing is just what you need.
Precisely.
What are you gonna do? Are you gonna tell pool attendant that the ice coffee was yours?
Something like that.
Yes, I asked for Viareggio.
Hello, Pension Albatros?
Could I talk to Miss Nisi? Valeria Nisi.
N-I-S-I.
Yes, I'll wait.
Hello, Valeria?
She's not there? Won't she be taking lunch?
Tell her: a friend from Rome.
Her mother? No, please don't.
That's ok, thank you.
Excuse me.
This will floor you, Bibì.
Your dad is pretty good at it. -Come on, son-in-law!
19!
19 - 18.
Come on, Bruno. -I lost my concentration.
Nice one! -19 equal.
20 - 19.
Bravo! -Should I serve?
You won!
Bravo daddy!
You slaughtered me.
You lost the bet! 50.000 lire. Cash down please.
Comfort yourself Bibì: that was the same money you just won from me with poker.
Some 10.000 lire for you. Why not? You are paying for everything since yesterday.
I'll have a nice shower and then we'll go to rome at a gallop.
Cigarette? Thank you.
How far is it to Viareggio? -Did you call Valeria?
Yes. -Good! That's how I like you!
But she wasn't there. She was having lunch on the beach.
Then that is where we will go! -I don't want to take advantage of you.
What do you mean take advantage? I'm one of the family in Viareggio! Come on!
But maybe it won't work. -It always works!
Do you know where my daughter went to? -She joined Bibì on the boat, to Elba.
Did they just leave like this?
Shall we stop in Calafuria? I'll nevertheless have you taste a fish soup then!
Come on! -Will we sleep in Viareggio tonight?
I don't know, we'll see. -Now you're talking: no plans!
Faster!
That's right, little lawyer! You see: now you are de-inhibited!
Who rides in front of us there? Overtake!
With you I experienced the two most beautiful days of my life. Really!
Good day to you!
Overtake!
Watch that wall!
It doesn't have a good pick-up today.
Easy!
Hope this helps a bit.
Was he related to you?
His name was Roberto.
I don't know his family name. I only know him since yesterday.
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